420 ftw
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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