New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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