Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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