please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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