you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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