Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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