Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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