he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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