Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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