i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She bit a glass in half.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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