I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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