belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
false alarm. still invincible.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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