I wanna bring you to show and tell
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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