Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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