Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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