we're blogging at a bar
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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