i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I think I am morally bankrupt
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My feet surprised me
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