Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
