I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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