that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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