Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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