Do you still have your period?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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