Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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