do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you would pick up someone in the library
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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