You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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