Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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