dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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