so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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