And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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