Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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