I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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