What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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