I want to walk on stilts...naked
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
there is puke in my bra ... again
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