when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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