It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize