lets start a swedish sibling band together
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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