Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
