all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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