matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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