I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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