She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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