CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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