My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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