Buhtt sex?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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