it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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