what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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