So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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