Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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