I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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