ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize