I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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