There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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