hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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