I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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