The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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