People in love make me want to vomit
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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