this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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